Thursday, 14 July 2011
THE ATOMIC JOKE
A sodium atom and a chlorine atom were walking down the street.
Sodium: "I think I've lost an electron"
Chlorine: "Are you sure"
Sodium: "I'm positive"
Chlorine: "I'm not positive, but I am now attracted to you"
Sodium: "Don't you assa(u)lt me!"
It then started raining and they dissolved into tears. They then went into a bar got steeped in alcohol, but this was not a solution to their problems, but caused further precipitation.
(For Professor Brian Cox!)