My point of view of everything!

Welcome to the world of the Oracle-Mike!

If humanity is the only intelligence in the universe, the universe is screwed!

Thursday, 14 July 2011


A sodium atom and a chlorine atom were walking down the street.

Sodium: "I think I've lost an electron"

Chlorine: "Are you sure"

Sodium: "I'm positive"

Chlorine: "I'm not positive, but I am now attracted to you"

Sodium: "Don't you assa(u)lt me!"

It then started raining and they dissolved into tears. They then went into a bar got steeped in alcohol, but this was not a solution to their problems, but caused further precipitation.

(For Professor Brian Cox!)

No comments:

Post a Comment